'I can't really post on the board - hey! anyone want to come to a fake dark railway carriage with me and grope each other, it's just not the done thing...'

Hello 2011, I bring you a great thing out of context that my friend just said to me via google chat. How the devil are you all? I'm still alive, lots to tell you but because I'm desperate(ly enigmatic and mysterious) you'll just have to guess what it all is!

Happy new year!