Foreys into internet dating 2010. I don't hold out much hope but I must fill this silence whilst I am being globally ignored somehow, plus I need material for poetry....here are two very different examples of the kind of messages a girl like me gets on dating sites from men. Who should I reply to?

This is William, 41, from New York, a Christian and in the Military.

'Hello how are you today? and how about your health? hope you are doing well, My Name Is William I am looking for a very pretty woman of love, caring, honest, matured, understanding, and of good character, then after going to your profile on this site i picked interest in you, so i will like you to know you better ...I'm looking for a relationship built on trust, love, communication, andhappiness. I want to grow old with someone I understand how a true relationship supposes to work. I know that nothing is perfect but there is a right and wrong way to love someone. I am also a simple person...i will like to hear from you soon William'

And from yes-its-me, 37, from London.

'wow.........i'd eat your poop if you ordered me too.'

It's a tough call....