Happy New Year, Dream Kittens Everywhere

This year I am bringing crazy back - I have already started as I mean to go on. With much gin, lesbinaism and being chased out of a party by a crazed American girl screaming 'fuck off out of my house you little whore' or words to that effect. It was the best new year I'd had in ages. How was everyone elses? I had a crap Christmas though and was thoroughly relieved it was over - went to Leciester, city of my goth-stalking days and stayed in my grandmother's freezing cold, dusty house. Only good thing about Christmas was my brother giving me GnR Greatest Hits and being able to rock out to all the memories on every car journey I have been on since. (Incidentily GnR almost got me arrested last year when A, M and me drove out to a secluded spot we like by the gas works in town and spent a steamy hour trying to record Sweet Child O Mine into A's phone so that when I call her she will hear me singing our fav GnR tune. The recording session was proving more difficult than we'd anticipated - A's phone kept making me sound like Barry White, it was all very funny until the Police turned up, told me we were trespassing and proceeded to search my car for drugs - what are the chances?! They didn't find any because I don't tend to store narcotics in my glove compartment. M had an ounce of something or other on him but for some reason they weren't concerned with our actual bodies so let us go). That's it for today, I have stuff on my mind I am trying to avoid thinking about and the time has come to stop writing this and deal with it. Hope everyone is happy and stuff - see you all soon.