This is the sort of thing that makes me almost interested in football, but then I get over it. It's the campest referee you'll ever see! Camp Referee. I'm not sure if it's for real but I really hope so! Enjoy.

At last! You can now download a whole Nailbomb Cults album FOR FREE! Artwork and everything! Just released, 'Built??? Nailbomb Cults 2001-2004' is a collection of the best of the frantic musical attack on the senses that is Will Nailbomb. View it and download it here! Then check out the cats below.... 

Cats that look like Hitler, anyone? Go on, you know you want to. That's made my day.

People ask me when I will blog again. I just don't know is the answer, when life actually starts being funny again. Ok, here's something that was funny, Laura told me today over cocktails after work - each time you leave your make-up on when you fall asleep it adds 8 YEARS to you. Wow. Oh no, wait she got it wrong, we laughed a lot - it's 8 DAYS. Can you imagine if it was the former though?! Oneday you're young, light-footed and nimble, you leave your make-up on over night and when you awake - bang! Grey hair, wrinkles, you can't remember anything and when you sneeze you pee a little. Actually that's me now and I'm only 27. Bugger. Speaking of sneezing, I have become addicted to it, I just can't stop - I can't sleep at night cos I want to sneeze, I wake up early needing to sneeze - I sneeze many times before and on the way to work and sometimes I even sneeze infront of customers. It has taken over my life, it's getting harder and harder to diguise, I'm sure people are starting to talk. I wonder if there's a Sneezers Anonymous I could go to ('for those about to sneeze - STOP'). Anyway, it's destroying my life and seems to happen to me every year in the summer, it drains me and makes me really unattractive and snotty. If I don't get help soon I may never have children cos I will sneeze out my ovaries and plus no one will fancy me to inpregnate me in the first place because I look so horrendous. It's time for some action. It's either an addition to sneezing or hayfever, I can't decide.