People ask me when I will blog again. I just don't know is the answer, when life actually starts being funny again. Ok, here's something that was funny, Laura told me today over cocktails after work - each time you leave your make-up on when you fall asleep it adds 8 YEARS to you. Wow. Oh no, wait she got it wrong, we laughed a lot - it's 8 DAYS. Can you imagine if it was the former though?! Oneday you're young, light-footed and nimble, you leave your make-up on over night and when you awake - bang! Grey hair, wrinkles, you can't remember anything and when you sneeze you pee a little. Actually that's me now and I'm only 27. Bugger. Speaking of sneezing, I have become addicted to it, I just can't stop - I can't sleep at night cos I want to sneeze, I wake up early needing to sneeze - I sneeze many times before and on the way to work and sometimes I even sneeze infront of customers. It has taken over my life, it's getting harder and harder to diguise, I'm sure people are starting to talk. I wonder if there's a Sneezers Anonymous I could go to ('for those about to sneeze - STOP'). Anyway, it's destroying my life and seems to happen to me every year in the summer, it drains me and makes me really unattractive and snotty. If I don't get help soon I may never have children cos I will sneeze out my ovaries and plus no one will fancy me to inpregnate me in the first place because I look so horrendous. It's time for some action. It's either an addition to sneezing or hayfever, I can't decide.