Not that anyone other than me cares but here are my New Year's Resolutions for 2004! 1) Learn how the hell to do html so I can make this site a bit more exciting - why has Phill buggered off to Amsterdam when I need him to tell me what to do?! Phill, I curse you. 2) Lose weight, infact most of it can go, I don't really need it - it's wasted on me. I reckon all I need is about 20% of myslef - that's 5% hair, 5% skin, 8% organs and limbs, 2% personaility 3) In direct contrast to the previous resolution I must cancel my gym membership cos it's just irritating me with it's unfufilled promises and waste of lamenate and cheap card 4) to get a professional camera so i can actually be a professional photographer and I don't have to lie to strangers at parties anymore 5) to actually win a poetry competition 6) to do a great exhibition this year of some kind 6) to decide what I want to be when i grow up and for that not to include the words 'assistant' or 'shop' in it anywhere 7) to find the tree that contributed the paper that my degree was printed on two and a half years ago and apologise to it for the wasted sacrifice it made for me 8) and lastly to meet and convince the lead singer of a certain Finnish Goth band beginning with H, ending in M and having an I in the middle somewhere, that despite all of the above I am his ideal woman. There. Shouldn't be too hard to achieve at least one of these....but to be on the safe side I'd better add on one I know I definitely will be able to do.....um....oh yes, 9) give up trying not to eat chocolate. Done.

Ah, it's one of those self-indulgent, ego-maniac style boards created by boring people with no lives trying to get laid/accepted by the world. I was only saying the other day - how can these people think that their putrid little thoughts are of any interest to anyone else other than themselves? This community of bloggers - it's like a mass graveyard of insignificance, it's like claiming your place on the motorway of nothingness and non-existance, it's thousands of people screaming 'help me help me help, I'm going to die alone having achieved nothing but to make it better, I'll create a weblog about it so I've got a small place in history somehow'. I was saying all these things and then my lovely friend Phill gave me this - my very own weblog for Xmas and called it Satan's World after some long-running tongue-in-cheek pseudo identity in another part of cyberspace and I think it's fucking great. Long live insignificance! Bloggers of the world unite. Bring on the backlash.

Merry Christmas Katy!
Hope you like this present - your very own weblog! You can be the coolest person in Oxford :-)
You can customise it as much as you want, change the name, colours and of course add links.
You make changes through HTML, if you don't know how to do it then I will show you .
Anyway i'll stop talking now as it is YOUR Weblog, have a great Xmas and a good new year!

Phill x